DICK FOR SALE!

twinsDear Miss Tiger,

My twin brother stole my boyfriend.  I’m ready to cut him and my man.  Do you have any advice on what I should do?

-Rick

Dear Try Cuttin’ Out The Bullshit And Not Your Brother’s New Man,

Nobody can steal what your ass doesn’t even own. Furthermore, when your brother went shopping for dick, its not his fault your man’s cock still had the price tag on it.

NEXT!

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